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DTSTART:20140118T160000
DTEND:20140118T235900
SUMMARY:JAMES GREGORY - "The Funniest Man in America"
DESCRIPTION:<p><strong>C</strong>ome and join Comedian James Gregory&nbsp;as he creates an evening of non-stop laughter with a wry sense of the absurd, a Southern accent and universal story-telling. The ridiculous, the common, and sometimes even the simplest events all become hilarious in the hands of this master storyteller and world-class comedian.</p><p><strong>J</strong>ames does not “tip-toe” through life as if he’s walking on broken glass or egg shells. That style is evident on stage as well. He is not politically correct. Much of his humor is centered on brilliant observations of crazy relatives and people obsessed with the slightest change in weather conditions – now referred to as global warming. He delights in poking fun at modern sensitive parents and out-of-control environmentalists. Gregory has been quoted as saying, “If you want me to be concerned about endangered species, you need to convince me that we’re about out of chickens.”</p><p><strong>J</strong>ames’ success, like his comedy, is the direct result of the values he grew up with. And now, twenty&nbsp;PLUS years later, it is this unique brand of humor that packs the crowds into his sold-out shows. The absence of vulgarity sets James apart and his stories are carefully crafted art. <em>“I have lived long enough to know people, know life”</em>, Gregory reflects.<em> “My comedy is based on my life experiences. It’s real, it’s funny and the audience loves it. That’s why I’m still in business.”</em></p><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><b>“James Gregory is in a class all by himself - his humor transcends all barriers.” </b><b>– </b><i><b>Entertainment Magazine</b></i></p><p style="BACKGROUND: white; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt">Tickets are $37.00 for Premium seating, $32.00 for Preferred seating, and $27.00 for General Admission. Tickets may be purchased at the old Winder City Hall (call 770-867-3106 for Credit Card purchases), online @ <a href="http://www.funniestman.com/">www.funniestman.com</a>, and also at the door - <b>cash and checks only at the door please</b>.</p><p style="BACKGROUND: white; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt">For more information on this or any other Winder Cultural Arts Center event, please log onto <u><a href="http://www.winderculturalarts.com/">www.winderculturalarts.com</a></u>, or call 678-425-6884 and ask for Don Wildsmith, Cultural Arts Director.</p>
X-ALT-DESC;FMTTYPE=text/html:<p><strong>C</strong>ome and join Comedian James Gregory&nbsp;as he creates an evening of non-stop laughter with a wry sense of the absurd, a Southern accent and universal story-telling. The ridiculous, the common, and sometimes even the simplest events all become hilarious in the hands of this master storyteller and world-class comedian.</p><p><strong>J</strong>ames does not “tip-toe” through life as if he’s walking on broken glass or egg shells. That style is evident on stage as well. He is not politically correct. Much of his humor is centered on brilliant observations of crazy relatives and people obsessed with the slightest change in weather conditions – now referred to as global warming. He delights in poking fun at modern sensitive parents and out-of-control environmentalists. Gregory has been quoted as saying, “If you want me to be concerned about endangered species, you need to convince me that we’re about out of chickens.”</p><p><strong>J</strong>ames’ success, like his comedy, is the direct result of the values he grew up with. And now, twenty&nbsp;PLUS years later, it is this unique brand of humor that packs the crowds into his sold-out shows. The absence of vulgarity sets James apart and his stories are carefully crafted art. <em>“I have lived long enough to know people, know life”</em>, Gregory reflects.<em> “My comedy is based on my life experiences. It’s real, it’s funny and the audience loves it. That’s why I’m still in business.”</em></p><p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><b>“James Gregory is in a class all by himself - his humor transcends all barriers.” </b><b>– </b><i><b>Entertainment Magazine</b></i></p><p style="BACKGROUND: white; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt">Tickets are $37.00 for Premium seating, $32.00 for Preferred seating, and $27.00 for General Admission. Tickets may be purchased at the old Winder City Hall (call 770-867-3106 for Credit Card purchases), online @ <a href="http://www.funniestman.com/">www.funniestman.com</a>, and also at the door - <b>cash and checks only at the door please</b>.</p><p style="BACKGROUND: white; LINE-HEIGHT: 15pt">For more information on this or any other Winder Cultural Arts Center event, please log onto <u><a href="http://www.winderculturalarts.com/">www.winderculturalarts.com</a></u>, or call 678-425-6884 and ask for Don Wildsmith, Cultural Arts Director.</p>
LOCATION:Winder Cultural Arts Center\, 105 East Athens Street Downtown Winder\, Georgia 30680
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